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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:54

No go.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.