What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

South Korea’s opposition leader Lee wins election as voters punish conservatives after martial law chaos - CNN

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Ananda Lewis chose 'natural' cancer care over conventional treatment. Many others do too -- and it's risky - ABC News

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

In the Belly of This Beast, a Major Find - Newser

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Citi Calls Time on Gold’s Rally Due to Slumping Demand, Fed Cuts - Bloomberg.com

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Harris Yulin, 'Scarface' and 'Ghostbusters II' actor, dies at 87: 'One of the greatest' - USA Today

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thunder-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Shai Gilgeous-Alexander carries OKC to victory in Game 4 - NBA

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Scherzer makes 1st rehab start in return from thumb issue - MLB.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Tinnitus Seems Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Thumbs down again.